Check it out… and you’ll be able to see the video of it tomorrow on TheBrandonShow.com, which features Jesus as a guest star.

Or so I’m told.

AngryAlien.com has added Brokeback Mountain to it’s ever-growing list of flash parodies of popular movies done, with bunnies, in (almost) 30 seconds. There is a spoiler involved, so, if you’re really that concerned about not having the movie ruined, don’t watch it.

Also highly recommended: the Star Wars animation.

I’ve become insanely obsessed with Ice Ice Baby, and begin to twitch if I don’t hear it every few hours.

One day, I hope to be rich enough for me to go to the Betty Ford Clinic to cure this situation.  Until then, I plan on checking out the hook while the DJ revolves it.

Word to your mother.

…and you should check it out.

‘Cause I did it.

Which is why it looks a hell of a lot like eTM, except without the extreme awesomeness.

I just recieved an e-mail from one of my friends, titled “Jesus Walks.”

Wait, the Son Of God^® walks?! What good is having your Dad being the Devine if you can’t get a hot ride?

I’m gonna spilt the post here… if you’re easily offended, may I recommend you not click the “more” link?

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Now with at least one joke that wasn’t on the show. Check it out.

Yes, it’s a day late. Sorry. Been a few weeks since I was able to get any books, so we’re gonna play massive catch-up with what I could afford this afternoon… which wasn’t much.

Spolier warning. Shock and surprize.

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I was going through my site stats, and I came upon the searches that brought the most people to eTM.

The biggest? “Garage Band Windows Emulator.” Being an Apple whore has finally paid off. The second biggest? “How can I cook hot dogs with battery power.”

Let that sink in. Let the words go through your skull:

“How can I cook hot dogs… with battery power.”

Well, sadly, I am unsure of how to cook a hot dog on battery power… unless…

STEP ONE: GET AN ELECTRIC GRILL!
Personally, I’m gonna recommend the George Forman GRP90WGR grill with five… count ‘em, five… interchangeable plates. Why this grill, you ask? Because it was an excuse to type “interchangeable plates,” and I can do that sort of thing!

STEP TWO: GET THE JUICE!
I’m gonna assume that you’re gonna be by your car, if you’re really trying to score yourself some hot dogs on the run… why not get an AC MobilePower adapter so you can plug your grill in?

STEP THREE: ENJOY SOME PORK GOODNESS!
Throw those dogs on the grill, maybe toast some buns, and you’re good to go. Thus, you have cooked a hot dog with battery power.

eD! The Musical: Giving Back To The Community, One Weird Search Request At A Time.

Newsarama.com reports that Six Flags New England will be holding open auditions for the parts of Batman, Wonder Woman, Robin (both Dick Grayson and Tim Drake), Green Lantern (Jon Stewart and Hal Jordan flavors), and The Flash.

If only I were in any physical condition to do such a thing…

I’m fairly certain that the only person shocked by this is Ms. Irene Johnson of Souix City, Iowa.

Read more about it here.