THE DARK KNIGHT
Posted On July 22, 2008 Under Comics • Movies // 0 Comments //

Over the weekend, The Dark Knight came out. To say it's the greatest movie ever may be an exaggeration...

...but not by much. I may or may not write a review after I see it again, but if you haven't seen it yet, for the love of all things awesome, go. Now. Seriously, call out of work and get it done.

About A Month Away From THE DARK KNIGHT...
Posted On June 17, 2008 Under Comics • Movies // 0 Comments //

...and we got ourselves a new video clip that can be found by going to Gotham City Pizza and clicking on the jiggling 'ha.' Or, you can just go to the video directly, if you're a massive wiener.

The New 'Dark Knight' Trailer
Posted On May 4, 2008 Under Comics • Gaming // 0 Comments //

The new trailer has hit, and if you're quick, you can spot a little bitty spoiler.

Not that quick? I got a screenshot for you after the break...

Read On!

I'll Tell You Who I Want Answering The Phone
Posted On March 23, 2008 Under Comics • General Stupidity • Politics • Television // 0 Comments //
2008 Is Looking Even Better For Movies
Posted On February 14, 2008 Under Movies // 0 Comments //

The Dark Knight. Iron Man. A new Harry Potter. Speed Racer. Hellboy II. There seems to be something I'm missing...

...oh, that's right. Indiana-freakin'-Jones, who's teaser trailer premiered on Good Morning America today. Happy Valentine's Day to me, fo' sho'.

It's LEGO-Tastic!
Posted On February 6, 2008 Under Comics • Movies // 1 Comment //

Just watch it. You can thank me later.

Aw, Crap.
Posted On January 22, 2008 Under Movies // 0 Comments //

Heath Ledger was found dead in his New York apartment this afternoon.

Is it a bad thing that my first thought was for what they'll do if they need a Joker for the third Batman movie?

Christmas Is Finally Here
Posted On December 25, 2007 Under General Stupidity // 0 Comments //

And thus ends the nightmare that is working retail during the Joyous Holiday Season, so that I can return to the nightmare of just working retail the other ten months of the year.

Anyway, I found this video on YouTube that I thought would be classy for the day. So, here you go, and I hope you have a happy late December holiday of your choice.

A Taste For The Theatrical Indeed
Posted On December 17, 2007 Under Movies // 0 Comments //

The trailer that has been playing with non-IMAX showings of I Am Legend for The Dark Knight has hit the internet. And you can watch it here.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go back to watching it for the 14th time, since it's so damn awesome.

You Got Awesome In My Schlock!
Posted On December 15, 2007 Under Movies // 1 Comment //

Headed out to my local IMAX theater last night to catch the preview for The Dark Knight, as well as sit through I Am Legend. One made me feel like I was going to vomit, and the other was super-awesome beyond description.

I'd tell you to take a guess which is which, but I'm gonna lay it out for you here, so that'd be pointless.

THE DARK KNIGHT PREQUEL-THING
*****
Starring Heath Ledger
Directed By Christopher Nolan
I AM LEGEND
**
Starring Will Smith
Directed By Francis Lawrence
Rated PG-13 for intense sequences of sci-fi action and violence

Spoiler-ish review after the break.
Read On!